18 Funny Quotes About Relationships and Marriage That Will Make You Smile

While there are perfect moments in relationships, they aren’t always are they seem in the books and movies.  Relationships are messy, weird, difficult, and oftentimes very funny.

When relationships go sour, it helps to look at the funny side.  Here are funny relationship & marriage quotes that will put a smile on your face the next time you are feeling down over your relationship.

1. “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”—Albert Einstein

2. “An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.”—Agatha Christie

3. “I married Miss Right. I just didn`t know her first name was Always.” — David Young

4. “You know there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!” —Bill Maher

5. “Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would really have preferred.”—Hugh Payne

6. “One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms. When he enters my bathroom sometimes I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here. Can I enjoy my bathroom too?’” —Michelle Obama

7. “Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”—Will Ferrell

8. “My husband says I treat him like he`s a god; every meal is a burnt offering.” — Rhonda Hansome

9. “When a man and woman marry they become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” —David Young

10. “As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.” — Ralphie May

11. “The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.” — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

12. “What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.” — Cindy Garner

13. “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” —Prince Philip

14. “True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” — Francois de la Rochefoucauld

15. “Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.” — Pauline Thomason

16. “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.”—arroll Bryant

17. “A man doesn’t know what happiness is until he’s married. By then it’s too late.” —Frank Sinatra

18. “Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time.” —Chris Rock

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